Serial Killing has been going on since before we would even keep records of such a thing. Some suggest that medieval serial killers were the inspiration behind such legends as vampires and werewolves. Some of the most successful killers were from the 15th century. They got away with death tolls of up too 800. One of the killers was actually one of the wealthiest men in Europe at the time, Mr Gilles de Rais. It’s said that he kill from between 140 -800 children.

Your Check List

• The majority are single, white males.
• They are often intelligent, with IQs in the “above normal” range.
• Despite their high IQs, they have trouble holding down jobs, and often work menial jobs.
• They tend to come from unstable families.
• As children, they are typically abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.
• Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.
• They were abused—psychologically, physically and/or sexually—by a family member.
• They have high rates of suicide attempts.
• From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sadomasochistic pornography.
• More than 60 percent wet their beds beyond the age of 12.
• Many are fascinated with fire starting.
• Many have anger and emotional issues stemming from childhood.
• Many lack emotions and feelings and are numb while others thrive on the pain that is inflicted on the victims.
• They are involved in sadistic activity or torturing small animals.

Other Information To Consider.

The FBI defines a serial killer as one who murders three or more victims, with “cooling-off” periods between each murder. This sets them apart from mass murderers, who kill four or more people at the same time (or in a short period of time) in the same place, and spree killers, who murder in multiple locations and within a short period of time. Serial killers usually work alone, kill strangers and kill for the sake of killing (as opposed to crimes of passion).

According to a recent FBI study, there have been approximately 400 serial killers in the United States in the past century, with anywhere from 2,526 to 3,860 victims. However, there’s no way to really know how many serial killers are active at any point in time, experts have suggested numbers ranging from 50 to 300, but again, there’s no evidence to support them.

Evidence also shows serial murders also appear to have increased over the past 30 years. Eighty percent of the 400 serial killers of the past century have emerged since 1950. Why this is happening is a question of debate.

If after that you believe that you are a serial killer then i suggest that you keep reading.

How Not To Get Caught.

There are 3 ways for a serial killer to stop killing, he gets caught, he hands himself in, he dies or he kills himself.

Choose your victims wisely.
The best and easiest victim to go for are prostitutes. They will get into your car easily and it’s always badly lit. A prostitute can be gone for up to 5 days before anyone even starts asking questions of their whereabouts. They are also under nourished which means the will be light and easy to carry.

Location of burial.
I have two good suggestions for you here. The best place is the ocean, but for that you need a boat, which can be very costly. My cheaper suggestion is to hack the body into cat sized pieces. Once you have done this you should but the sections in boxes and bury in a pet symatary. Make up an excuse like you were travelling with your cats to your new accommodation and a truck drove into the side of your car. This may sound like a joke, this is no joke.

Destroy your weapon.
Ballistics is a bollix. Get rid of the knife or gun. Only crack heads hang on to weapons. When the crack head gets caught, he’ll get a stack of murders pinned on him. DESTROY YOUR WEAPON.

Okay, they’re 3 pretty sweet tips on not getting caught. I have a few more, but if i told you them i’d risk getting myself caught. Next time i’ll be giving you tips on how to be a drug dealer. Until then, enjoy these links!

• List of serial killers by country
• List of serial killers by number of victims
• Offender profiling
• Serial crime
• Spree killer
• List of horror movie serial killers