Following on from the addictive tendancies of myself, and most probably many other gamers, here is a short collection of simple flash games. You will postively not be able to press that little red cross, or red circle if you’re that so way inclined.
So here we are, a quick rundown of addicting flash games that’ll have that serious case of boredom cured, or even the ever popular growing CBAs (Couldn’t Be Arsed) and let you procrastinate until your little heart is content;
5; Canabalt
You’re a small man. Sprinting. Along rooftops. Escape the post-apocolyptic word. Just press X or C. How far can you get? This game can also be bought for your iPhone!
4; Nanaca Crash
OK, ignore all the crazy Japanese text, it’s just an illusion. Nanaca Crash is like many other of the games of it’s “genre”, but original in it’s content. Where else do you get to strike a young man and cause him to fly through the air, while bouncing off unsuspecting Japanese girls who can boost him further, or inversely, stop him dead? That’s the Japanese for you. Have a go and see what high score you can rack up. [I've only reached a modest 659.7M]
3; Basketball
I think it’s safe to assume that the majority of flash and web based games don’t really have a multiplayer aspect where you can play against fellow procrastinators across the world, but Basketball crosses that gap. It’s not 100% accurate in it’s title, as you would imagine you get to distract your opponents just like in the movie, but nope. Not in this game. Which is a bit sad. Still though, it proves to be addicting as you know you’re actually competing against 63 year old men in Slovakia or 9 year Taiwanese kids all jacked up on Coca-Cola.
You are Bobble, a lonely shark warrior who must defeat the evil that lurks under the depths of the ocean…Known as Giant King Crab. The goal of defeating the King Crab is to clear the name of sharks and prove to humans that it is indeed the crabs that are the true evil of the waters, and not sharks. Sound pretty intense? Just hold in “A” and use directional keys. Trust me, it’s tougher than it sounds. Epileptics beware, loads of flashing lights!
1; Miami Shark
Just click the link. Play. Watch hours go by. It’s too much fun.
DISCLAIMER: If you or anyone else who plays these games begins to form addictive tendancies and in result does not go to work, school, university or social gatherings, the author of this post is not responsible. The author has simply passed on the links for the reader’s pleasure. Please contact the developers of the games for lawsuits. That is all.
