Here is just a handful of hilarious/horrifying ads on Craigslist Belfast. (click for bigger!)

Well, you can say LEGAL AGE all you want in caps lock but it doesn’t make it any less weird.

What do you mean ‘no one liners’?

Perhaps it’s the same girl who tried to sell her virginity on Gumtree?

PS. If anyone actually does know the location of Antrims gloryholes please do tell us.

Descent? Hmm.

I SHALL CALL HIM SQUISHY AND HE SHALL BE MINE.

Well, if you insist.

Pics of yous both together… BOTH TOGETHER. BLERRRHGHGHGH.

And they say romance is dead.

Almost like a competition. How exciting!

Now I know who to call when my PS3 remote needs charged, the lead doesn’t stretch to the sofa you see.

I hope sub isn’t short for SUBWAY. I don’t like the idea of that sort handling my foot long.

This is true romance in it’s finest form. How kind and considerate of this young man.

Aw mate. Wat.

No fatties?

Nice pants.

If you insist.

Never mind naked cleaning… just clean my apartment? Please?