To stave off the epic gulf left in all our lives here is some of the best Throne shit the internet has boked up over the past ten weeks.
Like this surprisingly good Throne rap by nobodys until now, Dominik Omega and The Arcitype.
This rap appears even better when you compare it to attempts such as this, this and this for which I apologize on behalf of. Meanwhile this would be good if he wasn’t reading it off a screen and this would be amazing if it finished after the first 11 seconds.
And obviously none of those have quite have the same amount of innovative musicianship as this piece of genius.
Here’s a nifty drinking game to get you through the next ten months. You win or you die. Probably both.
Here’s a whole bunch of Throne beers that should be made to serve as a cure for the above game.
Like the beer, this game doesn’t exist, but it should.
Here’s a massive map of Westeros that only seems spoilery if you’ve read the books.
I’m not used to wall murals that don’t have the letters U V F on them but they seem pretty awesome.
If you don’t own a wall, how about paying your respect to the incredible (p)imp-ness of Tyrion with a t-shirt.
George RR Martin has said he feels he has most in common with Tyrion out of all his characters. It shows.
Meanwhile, despite what that picture says, he garners absolutely none of the hatred that this prick does…
Though to be fair, in real life the guy playing Joffery seems pretty dead-on in an “I’ve just sniffed a bag of meph and I have a bottle of bucky hanging out my back pocket” kind of way.
To enjoy all of these things properly I suggest sitting on an actual Iron Throne HBO are selling that you can’t possibly afford unless you’re a Lannister.
For the rest of us there’s always the comfort of a Throne of Games.
Now lets all hold hands and wait patiently for winter to come.