(500) Days of Summer is supposed to be a quirky take on a love story. In fact, it actually declares itself as a non-love story, however, it is a love story; director Marc Webb was clearly just trying to be “clever”, which is typical of this kind of film.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Tom – a soppy, wet Topshop-esque indie boy who falls for Summer (played by Zooey Deschanel). Summer doesn’t believe in love but Tom does and they embark upon an irritating relationship whereby Tom gets treated like an emotional doormat by Summer, who embodies everything you don’t want in a girlfriend – emotionally high maintenance, distant and rude.
This film was about as “indie schmindie” as it gets – it perpetuates all the typical “indie” stereotypes you’d expect from the characters to the soundtrack. As soon as Summer mutters “I like the Smiths…” You basically know what you’re in for.
There’s the constant feeling that perhaps Webb should have developed the characters a little more – afterall, a film like this is quite character-drive, or should be. However, you never feel like there’s more to Tom or Summer – just the fact that one is wet beyond annoying and the other is emotionally bereft. The film constantly tries to make you feel for Tom but the guy is just so one-dimensional and idiotic that you can’t feel anything more than annoyance. Even when you get the feeling you’re about to perhaps delve a little deeper into the characters, Webb slaps some trendy tunes over shots of laughter, doe eyes then cuts back to Tom dissecting his feelings and relationship with Summer.
Moving away from the characters, the actual story is full of stereotypes. The role reversal of the love sick boy instead of the love sick girl, just doesn’t cut it. The 500 days of Tom’s “relationship” with Summer doesn’t actually span 500 days. It seems the relationship runs it’s course quite early and the rest of the days are spent looking longingly into the middle distance, getting advice from his more with it younger sister (the only bearable character in the film), interjected with the typical comedy relief type buddies and trying to get over this very short lived relationship.
By the time you find out what has become of Summer and the conclusions they both reach, you feel exhausted and highly annoyed. And speaking of those conclusions, they’re completely empty and devoid of anything philosophical you may be looking for about romance and love underneath this commercial, stylishly shot film.